A Timeless Battle: Cat vs Watermelon

For thousands of years, cats have been engaged in the epic Battle of Watermelon. Some historians believe the Battle of Waterloo actually started as the Battle of Watermelon. Then Napoleon arrived and the rest, as they say, is history.

Pet Care Ebooks

Dear Cats and Dogs,
Baron and I have received numerous emails from cats and dogs requesting we provide information to their humans about pet care ebooks.  It seems that humans, well-intentioned though they may be, are in serious need of help when it comes to learning about:

• How to Get Rid of Fleas
  
• Housetraining a Puppy (Or a "poopy" as we like to call them.)
  
• Training a Cat (Yeah right.  Like that can happen.)
  
• Dog Grooming
• And many other pet care ebook topics
  

Here's an email we received just last week.

Dear Jester and Baron,
Could you please explain to my humans that it is in my nature to jump up on kitchen counters?  Thousands and thousands of years of genetic programming have made me this way.  No matter how many times my humans yell, "MOVE AWAY FROM THE SALMON!!!!" I won't move.  I just can't.  Now, if they were to squirt me with a water bottle, that might be another story.

Buffy L. - Indianapolis, IN
P.S.  Go Colts!

We hope you can convince your humans to take a look at these pet care ebooks.  But, remember.  All we can do is provide the links.  You can lead a human to an ebook but you cannot make him read.  Good luck and let us know how it goes for you.

Sincerely,
Jester, Director of Cat Stuff and Baron, Director of Dog Stuff at WhiskerGifters.com.

How to Build Your Own Cat Condo

Learning how to build your own cat condo is as easy as "1-2-3 I'm moving into my own crib" with the "Best Cat Trees" ebook.  If your human significant other has insinuated that you've become a cover hog during the unprecedented cold this winter, or if he or she is upset with your use of the chair for your weekly mani-pedi,  now is the time to purchase this book.  While the purchase of cat condo plans and the actual building of your cat condo may not qualify you or your human significant other for the $8,000 first-time home buyer federal tax credit, it doesn't hurt to try.  You can always write to your congressperson and request that this inequity be taken up in the next session of congress.  But I digress.

Whisker Gifters Tuesday Treat Haiku - Merrick Flossies

Is that a Merrick
Flossie in your pocket or
are you glad to see me?

OK, so my haiku is one syllable too long.  But, Merrick Flossies ship FREE at WhiskerGifters.com.  Happy chewing!

Baron
Director of Dog Stuff
WhiskerGifters.com