If that's not a good enough answer, how about these?
- He needs to put up mouse and squirrel preserves for the winter
 - He doesn’t know the words to the song the bird in the yard is singing
 - He can’t get to the store to buy an appropriate gift for his human
 - He’s tired of being compared to his big-cat cousins
 - Faux fur mice don’t taste as good
 - Peer pressure
 - He wants to impress his girlfriend
 - Because he can
 - He quit smoking and needs a new vice
 - It’s more exciting than bringing home dead prey
 
Jester
Director of Cat Stuff

 



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