Wednesday, October 14, 2009

10 Reasons a Cat Brings Home Live Prey

Why does a cat bring home live prey? Why not.

If that's not a good enough answer, how about these?
  1. He needs to put up mouse and squirrel preserves for the winter
  2. He doesn’t know the words to the song the bird in the yard is singing
  3. He can’t get to the store to buy an appropriate gift for his human
  4. He’s tired of being compared to his big-cat cousins
  5. Faux fur mice don’t taste as good
  6. Peer pressure
  7. He wants to impress his girlfriend
  8. Because he can
  9. He quit smoking and needs a new vice
  10. It’s more exciting than bringing home dead prey
Comments? Questions? More reasons? Let me know.

Jester
Director of Cat Stuff

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