If that's not a good enough answer, how about these?
- He needs to put up mouse and squirrel preserves for the winter
- He doesn’t know the words to the song the bird in the yard is singing
- He can’t get to the store to buy an appropriate gift for his human
- He’s tired of being compared to his big-cat cousins
- Faux fur mice don’t taste as good
- Peer pressure
- He wants to impress his girlfriend
- Because he can
- He quit smoking and needs a new vice
- It’s more exciting than bringing home dead prey
Jester
Director of Cat Stuff
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